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Everything posted by HaHaTrumpWon

  1. "Surviving the night" in this context is when you're still alive once the time limit runs out. If the cops have been there for 10+ minutes and you're the only one still alive, but instead of running to them you're running around looting cabins, setting traps, and getting ready to kite Jason all over the map, YES, you're fucking toxic. All you're doing is forcing everybody else to sit there and watch your retarded ass waste everyone elses time because you want to be a smug little shithead. I have friends who do this and every time they do, I start rooting for Jason. It might be fun for you, but it's not fun for everyone having to sit there and wait. Bottom line: RUN TO THE FUCKING POLICE AND STOP MAKING EVERYONE ELSE WATCH YOUR DICK MEASURING CONTEST WITH JASON.
  2. There's a lot to choose from, so I'll just name a few. First time I showed this game to a gamer nephew of mine, I found the propeller and was explaining how since somebody had already filled it (the boat) with gas, we could install the propeller and escape. Cocksucker Buggzy shoots me, takes the propeller, and leaves (luckily, his sorry ass fucked up installing it and Jason killed him). First time getting killed as Jason, I had no idea what they were doing. Sweater-Girl did her thing and I thought, "So THAT'S what's going on. Ok, this is kinda cool, but they must have done something wrong because I'm about to tap out of the stun and then they're all gonna di--- oh... it resets when you get dropped to your knees. Uh... nevermind". First time KILLING Jason as Sweater-Girl, I had a Tommy Jarvis follow me around flashing his light for several minutes. Finally I just msg'ed him and asked him what he wanted, and he says he wants to kill Jason but needs me to help. I tell him I've never done this before, but he says all I have to do is wait until he starts flashing me, then hit triangle. We go to the shack, get the sweater, jog around for about five minutes looking for Jason, then decide to just escape since it looks like he's going to be a no-show. We get over to the 4-seater and Jason finally decides to come see who's trying to fix the car. Tommy flashes, sweater's used, and a Savini Jason drops dead and promptly host-quits (that sounds so familiar.... hmmmm...) First time killing Jason as Tommy, I spawn in and very shortly afterwards am approached by a Vanessa who flashes her light and leads me to Sweater-Girl (this was after first time as SG, so I had a pretty good idea what she wanted). We get over to the others and a P3 is royally getting his ass kicked. SG does her thing, someone hits him with a bat, he drops, I hit X, p3 goes kaput. First time driving the car, I think Jason just felt bad for me and let me go because the worst Jason on Planet Earth could have stopped a car that crashed every 10 feet and was driving slow enough to make MIss Daisy start screaming "Hurry the fuck up!"
  3. Wanted to add one more I didn't remember until now: all the dumbasses who glitched to the Packanack roof that thought they were safe only to find out a few minutes later that Jason can indeed follow their ass up there and kill them. Aside from not being picked as Jason and being grabbed with no PKs, I think this is where most of the rage-quits I've seen came from. Counselors used to quit on me the second they realized that yes, I really did follow them up there, and yes, I really am going to kill their sorry asses (which was actually pretty easy seeing as how they've basically trapped themselves in a small area with nowhere to run to, and the options were either run back and forth, or jump down).
  4. This still pisses me off to this day, especially since we were told it wouldn't affect re-trapping objectives if all of the traps put down the first time were used up (I.E. If you trap the fuse-box and someone tanks it, you're supposed to be able to drop another trap in the same spot. I don't remember who said it, so I'm just going to call them Lying-ass Motherfucker because that's what they are. I'm on the fence on this one. Parts showing up on the map DOES break immersion a bit, but it's still better than having to go over the map with a fine-tooth comb looking for parts because some douchebag thought it'd be cute to drop them in the most obscure location possible just to be a troll (inside Jason's shack, on the roof, on one of the rocks in the middle of the lake, etc...) You haven't had the full Friday the 13th: The Game experience until you've been gunned down by in the middle of a repair by some team-killing little cocksucker. Let's not forget about getting infinitely stunned when breaking through a door/wall in rage-mode.
  5. +1000 DO NOT QUIT. If I'm killing Jason with my group and you rage-quit cause you got killed, you're getting shamed on YouTube. If I'm Jason, you're the host, and you quit once you get grabbed, you're getting shamed on YouTube (call it toxic all the fuck you want, from my experience people seem to give a little more thought into how they play if they know there's a chance their poor decisions are going to be seen by other people). No matter how bad counselors are kicking your ass and humiliating you, don't quit. If you simply can't put up with it anymore, just Morph off somewhere and go knife collecting. If you've lost your mask, go back to the shack and body block the doorway (if counselors know your mask is off and think you're a weak Jason, chances are excellent they'll decide to try for a Jason-kill). If you're a counselor getting teamed or glitched on by a fuckboi Jason, again, DON'T QUIT. Be patient and wait for your turn as Jason, then rek that pussy along with any teaming buddies of his still in the lobby. Once again, DO NOT QUIT. There is no circumstance where rage-quitting is a good idea, barring being a PC player in a hacked lobby.
  6. "Yeah, your honor, technically I DID sexually assault that girl, but I shouldn't be held accountable for it. It's her fault for being so pretty out in public. She was asking for it." Edit: Nobody forces any Jason to RQ. If he quits, he's at fault.
  7. They're not playing him in character, they're acting out their real life inner ghey-tard. When I see Speedo Chad, the first, last, and only thing that comes to mind is: "This person's going to be an irritating little shit stain. They're going to intentionally come find me and follow from a distance until they see I'm about to end someone's lifu (yes, that IS a Kub Scouts reference), then they're going to run in, save them, dance like the fucking retard they are, and then run away. When they finally do something stupid and get grabbed, they're going to quit faster than a McDonald's employee who just won the lottery.
  8. "Attack"? Are those pussy-ass hackers butt-hurt again?
  9. I turned around and msg'ed that little fuckboi the address of the video just to piss him off because fuck him, that's for being a teaming piece of shit. Then he proceeds to have a category 5 bitch fit because we're "disrespecting him and his friends", which we definitely are but again, that's what happens when you're a teaming piece of shit.
  10. Speaking of toxic little fuckwads... (NOTE: I'm not posting this to shame anyone, I'm doing it for educational purposes only as it relates to the topic at hand) This team-killing asshole lets his teamer buddies ride around and run everyone over, then quits the lobby, comes back a few minutes later, gets picked as Jason, and gets the living shit beat out of him by the same people he let his buddy run over in the previous round. When we tried to kill him (as kill-squads tend to do... obviously) he sends his buddy to try and run us over again. When that fails, he gets out of the car and follows us around so he can sabotage the kill once the sweater is used. While he's following us around like a puppy, one of ours steals his car and runs him over with it (how's that for irony?). Jason, knowing his buddy is dead and can't save him, proceeds to rage-quit like a bitch.
  11. What the fuck? I tried playing a little Off Bots earlier and got six blue-screen errors in a row (all of them CE-34878-0), each one came less than one minute into the game. Is anyone else getting this? EDIT: After a little testing, I discovered I'm still getting blue-screened even if I leave the game on the main menu without even selecting a game mode. EDIT: Yes, I restarted the game and system several times, made sure I had the latest version of all the game and PS4 updates, and even deleted some video files just to free up a little more HD space.
  12. I'm inclined to believe the hardest part of killing Jason is getting him to kill your teams "attack dogs" before anyone else. The best kill-squad in the world is still SOL if a clueless random comes back as Tommy. I'm sure anyone who's killed a decent number of Jason's knows how it feels to get dumped into a lobby full of idiots, start the round, and run all over the map trying to find Jason only to check the scoreboard and see that he's already offed someone (or even worse, Tommy's already back but is being played by one of those retards who literally follow you around all game hitting you with a baseball bat).
  13. Well, this certainly turned out one-sided, didn't it? As someone who has never missed an opportunity to argue for Jason being buffed to high-heaven, I think killing n00b Jason's is kind of a dick move, but it shouldn't be bannable. Consider this: How would you determine what qualifies as a 'n00b'? If you say "low-level", what about all the bored 150's with smurf accounts? If you say "poor Shift-grab accuracy", what about those with shitty ping / those who have trouble seeing (if sense isn't on, I'm probably gonna miss the grab unless it's indoors)? If you say "Those who haven't scored a kill by the ten-minute mark", what about the ones who are simply slow killers or like collecting a shitload of knives/breaking down a shitload of doors before really going after anyone? If you say "Well, watching Jason play for a few minutes will tell you if he's a n00b or not", what about the 150's who put in God-only-knows how many hours playing but still make colossal fuck-ups like this guy? If he hadn't weapon-swapped, I'd have sworn he was a n00b simply by his lack of defensive playing *standing there trading hits with Vanessa's with machetes is fucking retarded no matter how much experience you have).
  14. I love getting salty messages. It means I've pissed them off enough that they go through the trouble of writing a message rather than simply letting it go (and perhaps changing lobbies). There's no point in them getting pissy at me if they get run over by other counselors or get killed by me as Jason and have to watch everyone else get an easy escape. They wouldn't have gotten that easy escape if they hadn't decided to team with Jason and fuck everybody else over. No pity or mercy, bitches, next time try playing fair
  15. Don't quit, there's a better way to handle teaming Jason's. Some of these suggestions might be borderline toxic or trollish towards Jason but fuck him, he deserves it for teaming. 1] Kill his punk-ass if at all possible. If you're still alive when their teaming becomes obvious, do your best to get someone in on it. If you decide to go this route, be aware that his little fuck-boi's might attempt to run you over and/ruin the kill (grabbing the sweater and wasting it, double-tapping Jason when the sweaters used, etc..) If you succeed in finding a willing partner (which might be incredibly easy depending on how in-your-face their teaming is) be as big of an absolute asshole to Jason as possible before putting him out of his misery (dance, tea-bag, use your flashlight, etc..). I know that sounds weird coming from me since I've said how obnoxiously retarded doing such things is on several occasions but fuck him, that's what he gets for teaming. If killing him isn't an option, you can always try to run his bitches over as a consolidation prize. 2] If you happen to be Jason while the teamers are still in the lobby, consider "counter-teaming". Enlist as many counselors as you can to help you find those pussies. When you do, kill them, but let everyone else go. Just to piss them off, slash them to near death and leave them limping, but don't kill them until they've hobbled their ass all over the map looking for med-spray. Because it's related to the topic of teaming Jason's, here's a video of mine I recorded recently you might like
  16. One Bunny-Girl is all you need. Get yourself a small map with a good spawn (such as the barn on Higgens Small) and tell that Jason to go fuck himself.
  17. IF YOU WANT A COPY ONCE IT'S DONE: Send me an email at mattlikespenguins@gmail.com and tell me what who you are and what email address I can send it to. It's probably going to be a 100+ MB file, just as a heads-up.
  18. Do we need to compare all the supposed whining by Jason's against the confirmed whining by counselors? No? Didn't think so.
  19. I did this a couple of times after playing for 3 hours and never getting picked as Jason. Last time, it backfired horrendously. I finally got to be Jason, but it was in a lobby full of Jason-killers. I fucked their whole squad up and STILL got killed (didn't even realize they had the sweater until it was too late)
  20. This will probably be the last video about it for a while. This picks up the morning after Lorelai arrives at Crystal Lake to start work (meaning it's day one of actual Counselor Orientation Training.) I don't want to spoil my own story, but after this, things start getting "real" (as in, you can start losing counselors and Jason actively becomes a threat), and choices made start to carry actual consequences. I'm trying not to blab too much, but just know that on the morning on Day Two, the counselors have a group meeting to discuss Chad's disappearance (ya'll know that motherfucker ain't coming back but obviously the counselors in the game don't). They decide to look for him in the morning, but continue with Counselor Orientation in the afternoon, with the stipulation that if they don't find him by nightfall, they'll call the cops.
  21. Wrong, Stalk and Shift... especially if you're standing around dancing inside of a cabin I've already broken down the door to. Do it right and NOBODY will see it coming.
  22. I can remove mine with my Little Hitler. Learn to remove yours with at least your feet, then we'll talk.
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