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Everything posted by HaHaTrumpWon

  1. Don't quit, there's a better way to handle teaming Jason's. Some of these suggestions might be borderline toxic or trollish towards Jason but fuck him, he deserves it for teaming. 1] Kill his punk-ass if at all possible. If you're still alive when their teaming becomes obvious, do your best to get someone in on it. If you decide to go this route, be aware that his little fuck-boi's might attempt to run you over and/ruin the kill (grabbing the sweater and wasting it, double-tapping Jason when the sweaters used, etc..) If you succeed in finding a willing partner (which might be incredibly easy depending on how in-your-face their teaming is) be as big of an absolute asshole to Jason as possible before putting him out of his misery (dance, tea-bag, use your flashlight, etc..). I know that sounds weird coming from me since I've said how obnoxiously retarded doing such things is on several occasions but fuck him, that's what he gets for teaming. If killing him isn't an option, you can always try to run his bitches over as a consolidation prize. 2] If you happen to be Jason while the teamers are still in the lobby, consider "counter-teaming". Enlist as many counselors as you can to help you find those pussies. When you do, kill them, but let everyone else go. Just to piss them off, slash them to near death and leave them limping, but don't kill them until they've hobbled their ass all over the map looking for med-spray. Because it's related to the topic of teaming Jason's, here's a video of mine I recorded recently you might like
  2. One Bunny-Girl is all you need. Get yourself a small map with a good spawn (such as the barn on Higgens Small) and tell that Jason to go fuck himself.
  3. IF YOU WANT A COPY ONCE IT'S DONE: Send me an email at mattlikespenguins@gmail.com and tell me what who you are and what email address I can send it to. It's probably going to be a 100+ MB file, just as a heads-up.
  4. Do we need to compare all the supposed whining by Jason's against the confirmed whining by counselors? No? Didn't think so.
  5. I did this a couple of times after playing for 3 hours and never getting picked as Jason. Last time, it backfired horrendously. I finally got to be Jason, but it was in a lobby full of Jason-killers. I fucked their whole squad up and STILL got killed (didn't even realize they had the sweater until it was too late)
  6. This will probably be the last video about it for a while. This picks up the morning after Lorelai arrives at Crystal Lake to start work (meaning it's day one of actual Counselor Orientation Training.) I don't want to spoil my own story, but after this, things start getting "real" (as in, you can start losing counselors and Jason actively becomes a threat), and choices made start to carry actual consequences. I'm trying not to blab too much, but just know that on the morning on Day Two, the counselors have a group meeting to discuss Chad's disappearance (ya'll know that motherfucker ain't coming back but obviously the counselors in the game don't). They decide to look for him in the morning, but continue with Counselor Orientation in the afternoon, with the stipulation that if they don't find him by nightfall, they'll call the cops.
  7. Wrong, Stalk and Shift... especially if you're standing around dancing inside of a cabin I've already broken down the door to. Do it right and NOBODY will see it coming.
  8. I can remove mine with my Little Hitler. Learn to remove yours with at least your feet, then we'll talk.
  9. If the host is talking over the mic and is clearly a child, LEAVE. Don't even attempt it, just leave the lobby and try again. You'll thank me later for not having to listen to someone who probably still believes in Santa Claus emitting high-pitched stutters and other unidentifiable noises who will almost certainly quit once you grab them. If you're playing as part of a kill-squad, have the party leader keep quitting until he/she is the host. You can ignore this little piece of advice if you want, but if the host happens to be Jason, theres a pretty good chance you're about to be looking for a new lobby.
  10. I've been experimenting with setting Jason's sprite movement to "Move towards player" on high speed and frequency, and tweaking it so that every time it touches the player, they lose a certain amount of Life and there's a slash animation and red flash (to indicate you're taking damage). The problem with this is if you're in a space that's even remotely cramped/confined, you're going to die in about 5 seconds.
  11. I thought it was simply hearing an actual counselor at first, but then started hearing it even when the only players left were girls. I've heard it on every map, usually when alone and away from Jason. The choking sound seems to happen if you get grabbed and somebody hits or shoots Jason fast enough for you to keep your PK.
  12. Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else hear random voices out of nowhere? Most of the time it's Chad (stumbling sounds mostly) but it happens even when there isn't a Chad in the lobby. I've also noticed that if you kill Jason, sometimes you can hear an echo of the axe hitting him after the screen has faded.
  13. If I had a dollar for every time some asshole claimed the game was dead, I'd die of old age before I could count my money.
  14. HaHaTrumpWon

    Any news?

    Is it just me, or would anyone else have loved a "Jason vs Jason" mode? No shack, no counselors, no objectives... you spawn on one side of the map, the opposing Jason starts on the other, and you have ten minutes to demask him using TKs, traps, or melee slashes (trying to grab-kill another Jason sounds stupid as shit). Each Jason's mask HP and weapon damage would be the same (to prevent some Jason's from having an unfair advantage over others) and if both still have their masks on, whoever took less damage wins (probably'd have to block access to the lake to stop someone from hitting the other Jason once and then hiding in water like a bitch).
  15. HaHaTrumpWon

    Any news?

    This game is what you make of it. If you see it as a broken down, buggy, poorly constructed piece of shit, you are correct. If you see it as flawed-as-fuck but still mildly entertaining, you are correct. If you see it as the dream-come-true game you"ve been praying for since childhood, you are correct. If you see it as something you play that gets you in the mood when your collection of My Little Pony porn isn't working for you then guess what? You are correct. To use the same analogy I've said about this game for a very long time, it is a deformed shelter pet, but it is our deformed shelter pet and I will play it until it gets put down for good (I.E. no longer able to be played online at all)
  16. If nothing else, reading this thread has further confirmed my belief that if people put half as much effort into improving their own gameplay as they do finding ways to be cheating little cocksuckers, we wouldn't need to patch exploits/hacks/glitches.
  17. Usually if a Jason quits when I'm a counselor, it's because my little group is trying to kill him. Had several last night puss-out on us: a couple of them quit as soon as the kill animation started, one quit about a minute or two after the mask came off, and one or two of them quit while it was still on after they figured out what was happening. There have been a couple that quit as soon as the game started, and I saw one who strangely quit after stopping the car desoute him being 5/7 at the time.
  18. I disagree. Maybe no one is playing on Switch or Xbox, but I play almost every night on PS4 and have little trouble finding full lobbies. Yes, there are host quits and time-out errors and plenty of troll-hards, but there's still matches to be played.
  19. Video may still be processing but this is basically the prologue-portion. https://youtu.be/dSIIlAnEgaU
  20. Maybe it's just me, but it's actually been quite a while since I've seen (on PS4) any actual glitches/exploits being used aside from sliding (which isn't really that big a problem), med-spray animation cancelling, and the occasional trap bypass. Still you guys on PC are totally fucked, and you have my sympathy.
  21. Just grab him, let him kick out, and repeat. Slash his ass up first so he can't run, then devote the entire 20 minutes to making sure the round is a living hell for him. Cocksuckers like him don't deserve to get to play.
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