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12 hours ago, Dapper Dragon said:

I'd like to see the results of Jason being set loose in the Appalachian mountains to clear out the hillbillies from Wrong Turn.  

The only way to make this interesting is have it be a living Jason, from Parts 2-4 or the Remake. Otherwise, zombie Jason murders them all easily.

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On 6/1/2017 at 10:28 AM, shaderaygun said:

We had someone ask about a Jason vs. Michael earlier. Honestly though, Jason takes that one hands down. He is much stronger and has done much more impressive things than Michael. Michael has a stealth and intelligence advantage, but Jason is better than him when it comes to both their signature weapons (Machete>Knife) and the fact he uses a wider variety of ones. As soon as Jason gets his hands on him, it's over.

Let me tell you some feats.

Remember Halloween 4? Michael killed an entire police station in that movie(off-screen). More than that, he killed an entire police station before they could even call for backup or fire a shot. Haddonfield is a somewhat small town, and no one noted gunshots coming from the police station. That means Michael went Albert Wesker on a whole station full of cops and killed them all before they could do anything about it. What did Jason do when faced with a crowd full of victims? In FvJ he slashed at the ravers in the cornfield wildly where everyone could see him. Michael did that Solid Snake style, against trained professionals, not drunk teens.

Now remember Halloween 2? Laurie got two lucky shots into Michael's eye sockets and he was still standing. The gun caliber was either 9mm or .45(looked like a .45), but in either case, the bullets did not penetrate his brain. That means that little sheet of bone behind Michael's eyeballs is strong enough to withstand close range small arms fire. That means Michael's bones are bulletproof. Jason? His bones are penetrated by machetes wielded by women and children(Ginny in Part II, Chris in Part 3, Tommy in Part IV), so his bones are no stronger than a normal human.

Jason has the edge in raw power and regen factor, but Michael has the edge in intelligence, stealth, and durability. I think Michael would be durable enough to last long enough to formulate a better plan than engaging Jason in mano-a-mano combat and would ultimately win.

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11 hours ago, VoorheesAJollyGoodFellow said:

Let me tell you some feats.

Remember Halloween 4? Michael killed an entire police station in that movie(off-screen). More than that, he killed an entire police station before they could even call for backup or fire a shot. Haddonfield is a somewhat small town, and no one noted gunshots coming from the police station. That means Michael went Albert Wesker on a whole station full of cops and killed them all before they could do anything about it. What did Jason do when faced with a crowd full of victims? In FvJ he slashed at the ravers in the cornfield wildly where everyone could see him. Michael did that Solid Snake style, against trained professionals, not drunk teens.

Now remember Halloween 2? Laurie got two lucky shots into Michael's eye sockets and he was still standing. The gun caliber was either 9mm or .45(looked like a .45), but in either case, the bullets did not penetrate his brain. That means that little sheet of bone behind Michael's eyeballs is strong enough to withstand close range small arms fire. That means Michael's bones are bulletproof. Jason? His bones are penetrated by machetes wielded by women and children(Ginny in Part II, Chris in Part 3, Tommy in Part IV), so his bones are no stronger than a normal human.

Jason has the edge in raw power and regen factor, but Michael has the edge in intelligence, stealth, and durability. I think Michael would be durable enough to last long enough to formulate a better plan than engaging Jason in mano-a-mano combat and would ultimately win.

Gotta disagree with you there man. Sure, taking out the police force is impressive, but this is a small town. Haddonfield probably had, what, 5 cops?

The big point here is that Michael gets permanently hurt, while Jason does not. When Michael was shot in the eyes, he was blinded. When Jason got stabbed in the eyes by Freddy, he was back to seeing again in only seconds.

And to your bullet thing, that's actually pretty common. Cops probably have 9mm guns, and the human skull has the thickest bones in the body. It's kinda rare to penetrate the skull unless you have a high caliber gun.

Finally, Jason is intelligent in his own right. Jason constantly sets up corpses to scare people off, throws bodies through windows to get people out of houses, disable electrical systems, and if we're going with a composite of all Jasons, Remake Jason is hella smarter than Michael ever was.

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13 minutes ago, shaderaygun said:

Gotta disagree with you there man. Sure, taking out the police force is impressive, but this is a small town. Haddonfield probably had, what, 5 cops?

The big point here is that Michael gets permanently hurt, while Jason does not. When Michael was shot in the eyes, he was blinded. When Jason got stabbed in the eyes by Freddy, he was back to seeing again in only seconds.

And to your bullet thing, that's actually pretty common. Cops probably have 9mm guns, and the human skull has the thickest bones in the body. It's kinda rare to penetrate the skull unless you have a high caliber gun.

Finally, Jason is intelligent in his own right. Jason constantly sets up corpses to scare people off, throws bodies through windows to get people out of houses, disable electrical systems, and if we're going with a composite of all Jasons, Remake Jason is hella smarter than Michael ever was.

Remake Jason can't drive. The most intelligence Jason has ever shown is operating farm equipment like weed wackers and having a basic understanding of electrical wiring in the remake. Michael was blinded but you have to understand that the small sheet of bone behind the eyes is very very thin, and that stopped the bullets. That means even the thinnest of Michael's bones can stop bullets. You can't forget that cars are weapons too. Michael could run Jason over with a car and spin the tires on his head until it is liquefied.

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Always wanted a Jason vs. Michael Meyers. Always been more plausible than a FvJ. It would be same outcome though. They are so loved by fandom that any studio in its right mind would end it in a draw as to not upset millions of fans on either side. 

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3 hours ago, VoorheesAJollyGoodFellow said:

Remake Jason can't drive. The most intelligence Jason has ever shown is operating farm equipment like weed wackers and having a basic understanding of electrical wiring in the remake. Michael was blinded but you have to understand that the small sheet of bone behind the eyes is very very thin, and that stopped the bullets. That means even the thinnest of Michael's bones can stop bullets. You can't forget that cars are weapons too. Michael could run Jason over with a car and spin the tires on his head until it is liquefied.

Consider this: Michael was shot by a full police squad and was put into a coma for a year. Jason was on the receiving end of future machine gun fire in Jason X, and walked away no worse for wear. It's pretty clear who is the more durable of the two.

As to the car... well, if this game has shown us anything, it's that hitting Jason with a car results in the car losing.

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17 minutes ago, shaderaygun said:

Consider this: Michael was shot by a full police squad and was put into a coma for a year. Jason was on the receiving end of future machine gun fire in Jason X, and walked away no worse for wear. It's pretty clear who is the more durable of the two.

As to the car... well, if this game has shown us anything, it's that hitting Jason with a car results in the car losing.

1. The game is not Canon,  2. Jason has been taken down by cars before, 3. Shame on you for mentioning Jason X. 

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3 hours ago, VoorheesAJollyGoodFellow said:

1. The game is not Canon,  2. Jason has been taken down by cars before, 3. Shame on you for mentioning Jason X. 

Halloween and friday the 13th are similar in the sense that john carpenters myers died in 2 they brought him back only for money sake same as friday the 13th, jason died in 4 they brought him back for money sake see part 5 and halloween 3 lol  so lets have it be halloween 1-2 vs Jason 2-4

i know this argument is about who would win  in a battle but i would just like to add if you remove the original halloween than Halloween and friday the 13th are on par with each other but if you don't (why would you?) than friday the 13th doesn't even hold a candle because the original halloween is a masterpiece and as much i love it, no friday the 13th has ever come close to accomplishing what the original halloween did.

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3 hours ago, GonzoThe912TH said:

Halloween and friday the 13th are similar in the sense that john carpenters myers died in 2 they brought him back only for money sake same as friday the 13th, jason died in 4 they brought him back for money sake see part 5 and halloween 3 lol  so lets have it be halloween 1-2 vs Jason 2-4

i know this argument is about who would win  in a battle but i would just like to add if you remove the original halloween than Halloween and friday the 13th are on par with each other but if you don't (why would you?) than friday the 13th doesn't even hold a candle because the original halloween is a masterpiece and as much i love it, no friday the 13th has ever come close to accomplishing what the original halloween did.

I would say Part 6 is on par with original Halloween (which I honestly don't think has aged well). Though, they're good in different ways, one being horror, the other being a post-modern break down of the genre before those got popular.

In any case, if we're doing Part 2-4 Jason vs. Michael... ehhh, Jason is faster, can use ranged weapons, can use more weapons, and has a better signature weapon.

Here's a good video for the characters wheen looking at the series as a whole

 

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