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"Kill Squad" trolling made easy.

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Last night, me and a couple of friends played for an hour or two, then said goodnight. A couple of hours later, I decide to play one more before going to bed. I get dropped in a lobby with a Buggzy, an Adam, and four Vanessas (all 4 of which sound like children and are yelling over the mic about the Jason they just killed). Now knowing for sure it was a "kill squad", I ready-upped, the game starts, and I'm Jason. I go dump all 5 traps right in the shack entrance, go back inside, and pull up the Stopwatch function on my phone. About 3:00 into the match, here comes Buggzy. He runs over, stands there for a second looking at the pile of traps in his way, then steps in one. Shift, grab, dead Buggzy, go back inside. About 6:00 in, here comes Adam and two of the Vanessa's. Same deal: a few seconds of standing there gawking, followed by one of them stepping in a trap.

Shift, grab, but this time got PK'ed (and conveniently stumbled back a couple of steps into the perfect door-blocking position). One of the Vanessa's runs off and returns with Tommy + the rest of the lobby which immediately commences shooting/attacking despite seeing me blocking their hits. Shortly after Rage activates, one of the Vanessa's breaks my mask. Now they start doing everything they can think of to get inside the shack, but nothing works because I can't be stunned or knocked over (thanks for getting me to Rage so fast, you fucking retards ^_^)  After almost 5 minutes of continuous attacking with more futile attempts to somehow magic themselves past me and into the shack, they run off to go re-arm and presumably see if they can find any more shotguns, leaving only the Adam at the shack.

He starts dancing, then runs a short distance away, runs back, and repeats (I guess I was supposed to chase him so he could tell the rest of them the shack was open) but when nothing happens, he gets closer and tries again. I quick-toss a TK, it hits, he runs back and forth a bit, then when I don't throw another one he runs close and starts trying to bait me into going after him. Another TK quick-toss hits but this time it cripples him and... well, he did all that work to get me to chase him, so it'd be rude of me not to :D. I Shift over and hack his ass to pieces, then resume blocking the doorway. The "kill squad" notices Adam is dead so they all run to the shack in the vain hope they can get inside, but nope... still blocked. As a last ditch effort, they go and fix a car and try ramming me with it, but this doesn't work either. Tommy meanwhile has found another shotgun and comes running to the shack just in time to get run over and killed by the driver when she reverses to try and ram me again. More high-pitched yelling over the mic, then the ones still alive give up and drive to the exit.

The cherry on top was sending the dead Tommy a message saying, "If you had said 'please' I'd have let you have the kill". Of course, no reply.

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With Tommy dead, why did you let them drive away? Sure, some of them may have escaped, but I would have at least tried to make one or two of them pay the price for their insolence. 

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You upload this to YouTube? You could have really been mean and destroyed the car with a throwing knife and killed them all.LOL

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Had something similar the other night, only it occurred at the Tommy generator. Sweater girl (Vanessa) rage quit when she was the last one remaining - good times.

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3 hours ago, Quinn FTW said:

With Tommy dead, why did you let them drive away? Sure, some of them may have escaped, but I would have at least tried to make one or two of them pay the price for their insolence. 

To be honest, at first I didn't notice Tommy was dead. If I had known it sooner, you Jason-killer wannabe bitches aren't going anywhere 😈

1 hour ago, TimDuke 01 said:

You upload this to YouTube? You could have really been mean and destroyed the car with a throwing knife and killed them all.LOL

I didn't bother saving it, though I wish I had. It's extremely amusing to watch a lobby so desperate for a Jason-kill that they blow almost the entire 20 minutes trying everything they could think of to get inside the shack: Dancing, flashlight clicking, trying to run and crouch at the same time (apparently this is how some people get on top of things they normally couldn't), using guns, dropping firecrackers, breaking numerous weapons over Jasons head, etc...) They also tried fucking up a repair on purpose, because I guess they expected Jason to leave the shack wide open with a bunch of counselors outside that are clearly wanting to kill him, all so he could teleport over to stop someone from repairing the phone. 

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Tommy accidentally gets betrayed. Never seen that before. 😄

A good kill squad would know to repair objectives right away as a back up plan. If the cops had been called and everyone escaped it would have been as much of a defeat as getting killed. Luckily this group just wanted bragging rights for a Jason kill. 

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I was probably the Jason they killed in their previous match. I had one kill 2 minutes into the match when momma starting calling that they're at the shack despite the 2 traps I left there. I arrived and chased them all off before they looped back and went back for it.  After that I was surrounded by 5 of them and no amount of hackING was working. Everyone one got crippled they'd limp away and another got in my way. Didn't give up and run away like discretion would demand, but waded into them until they killed me. Ah, well. Game on, my friends 

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11 hours ago, HaHaTrumpWon said:

To be honest, at first I didn't notice Tommy was dead. If I had known it sooner, you Jason-killer wannabe bitches aren't going anywhere 😈

I didn't bother saving it, though I wish I had. It's extremely amusing to watch a lobby so desperate for a Jason-kill that they blow almost the entire 20 minutes trying everything they could think of to get inside the shack: Dancing, flashlight clicking, trying to run and crouch at the same time (apparently this is how some people get on top of things they normally couldn't), using guns, dropping firecrackers, breaking numerous weapons over Jasons head, etc...) They also tried fucking up a repair on purpose, because I guess they expected Jason to leave the shack wide open with a bunch of counselors outside that are clearly wanting to kill him, all so he could teleport over to stop someone from repairing the phone. 

I’m still laughing at “Jason killing wannabe bitches” LOL 😂 

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23 hours ago, SteadyGosling said:

I’m still laughing at “Jason killing wannabe bitches” LOL 😂 

A long while back, the other 2 people I usually kill Jason with had a very similar situation in which Jason simply parked it in the doorway and didn't move. We gave up trying after a couple of minutes instead of wasting almost the entire round, which is how I knew this would work. At one point, I put the controller down and left to get another Dr. Pepper. When I got back, they were still attacking me in a sad attempt to get in the shack. It's times like this I kinda wish I had a mic so I could tell them over the air that they are wasting their time and no amount of dancing or failing skill-checks is going to work so they might as well find something else to do.

But of course, even if I had, I doubt they'd have listened.

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Think it's way too easy to knock off Jasons mask and kill him.

Needs to be harder to kill him.

Tommy knocks off the mask in 1 hit and Sweater girl hits 1 button.

No way to break out of the stun.

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22 hours ago, GhostWolfViking said:

Think it's way too easy to knock off Jasons mask and kill him.

Needs to be harder to kill him.

Tommy knocks off the mask in 1 hit and Sweater girl hits 1 button.

No way to break out of the stun.

If you're timing is split-second perfect, you can Morph-dodge the sweater stun. Me and the other two Jason-kill friends found this one out the hard way. I broke his mask, friend #1 was Tommyy, friend #2 had sweater. Jason turned facing the wall, then turned toward us and morphed just as the sweater was used. A few seconds later he stalk-shifted right in the middle of us and commenced a beat down. 

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