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his name was jason, and today is his birthday...

jason voorhees is now 73 years old, that crustly ol' coot!

in celebraition, id like to share a great little story from last halloween.

i was at home, like a freakin halloweenie.. i was handin out candy to all the brats that night, wearing a dashing part 3 hockey mask of course. towards the end of the night, three brats came a knockin, maybe 10 years old they were. when i opened the door, all three of them let out a squeeker hooray shout of: JASON!!! one of them spoke up and i quote: "jason my dude, youre my favorite video game" i said something like "yes, the game is selling quite well" in a grumbly jason voice. after they squeeked their way outta there, i reflected on how crazy that was to me. as a young man never did i think that decades later, the kids of today would know jason as a video game character. im suprised they didnt circle me up, beat the shit outta me and teabag me while the others danced...

anybody else wanna join in on jason's birthday party thread today?? say whatever, i dont care! its a party!

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6 minutes ago, Slasher_Clone said:

That was hilarious, but I feel the trophy is more suited to the thread.

Happy Birthday Jason

dude, it took everything for me to not burst out laughin

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For Jason’s birthday, I’ll be sure to shake some Tiffany booty for him. 

Happy birthday Jason!

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4 hours ago, DontZzz34 said:

For Jason’s birthday, I’ll be sure to shake some Tiffany booty for him. 

Happy birthday Jason!

dont forget to give him a SLICE....of cake ;)

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