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What if Jason weren't a mass murderer, what would he do for a living, or to occupy his time?

Top gigs for Jason in 2019:

Bouncer

Masseuse

Personal Trainer

Police target practice

Archery instructor 

Neighborhood watch

 

 

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On 1/1/2019 at 5:55 AM, NightmareFuel said:

What if Jason weren't a mass murderer, what would he do for a living, or to occupy his time?

Top gigs for Jason in 2019:

Bouncer

Masseuse

Personal Trainer

Police target practice

Archery instructor 

Neighborhood watch

 

 

Depends on which film Jasons we are talking about....

Part 1/2....Swimming instructor... since he didn’t drown either I am assuming...

Part 3 Speargun fishermen.... bullseye!!

Part 4 Roof damage inspection (insurance adjuster) .... what else was he doing on the roof ?

Part 5 Landscape specialist.... loved those garden shears!

Part 6 Wild life hunter... did you see this guys marksmanship!! 

Part 7 Pro Wrestler... Did you see the bumps this guy took in this movie !

Part 8 Cruise Director...

Part 9 Demonologist...

X  NASA shuttle Engineer...( maybe a little to Brainy? Huh, how about new  virtual reality tech tester....)

Reboot ....this guy is a Jack of all trades and kind of hard to place but with careful consideration I think Survival expert trainer would be his specialty.

lol 

 

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