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Do you guys have any favorite quotes, whether it be philosophical, life advice, humor based, religious, or even epic movie one liners? As per usual with my threads, this will be a "top tens" list because I'm OCD like that, but you can choose to do it however you like. 

Here's my top ten quotes in no particular order: 

"The unexamined life is not worth living."- Socrates 

"“Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can, As long as ever you can.” -John Wesley

"Next to the Word of God, the noble art of music is the greatest treasure in the world." - Martin Luther

"Never stop praying."- 1st Thessalonians 5:17, NLT 

"An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge." - John Wesley

"What man is there who, when reflecting upon his own infirmity, dares to ascribe his chastity and innocence to his own powers, so that he should love you less - as if he were in less need of your mercy in which you forgive them the transgressions of those who return to you?" - Saint Augustine 

"Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got."- Robert Brault 


"The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of it's bulk above water."- Sigmund Freud 

"What you leave behind is not what's engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others." - Pericles 

"Is it faith to understand nothing, and merely submit your convictions implicitly to the church?" - John Calvin 

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“If any of you sons of bitches have anything else to say, nows the fucking time.” - Lucy Liu 

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"If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport" -Unknown

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" -Patrick Star

"..." -Jason Vorhees

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"I can't believe you're letting her in there!You son of a bitch!", "You're not carrying a grenade launcher lady.Get lost!" -A civilian and a turian guard arguing while female Commander Shepard enters a forbidden sector in Mass Effect 2 

"If that guy knew half the stuff I knew,his fuzzy little head would explode." -Matthew Farrell in Live Free or Die Hard

"Dig him up?Does he think I'm a farthead?!?!?" -Gravekeeper Martin in Friday The 13th Part 6- Jason Lives

""So the shit hit the fan,and the fan finally busted...." -The beginning of David King's monologue at the end of Resident Evil Outbreak File 2

"The death of billions is a wonderful business opportunity." -Renon the Demon,telling your character about an impending world war,if you didn't buy too many items from him in Castlevania 64

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A man chooses,  a slave obeys -Andrew Ryan

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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! -Cave Johnson

 

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"We've got no place in this outfit for 'good losers'.  We want tough hombres who will go in there and win!"
--Admiral Jonas Ingram, 1926

"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
--Jeffrey Lebowski 

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I'll do a movie edition: 

"I ain't got time to bleed!", "Pain don't hurt" and "This makes Cambodia look like Kansas!" - Blaine, Predator (3 way tie. You can't pick just one!)

"Hail to king, baby" - Ash Williams, Army of Darkness

"You don't know what death is!"- Sam Loomis, Halloween II (1981)

"License and registration.... chicken f***er!" - Farva, Super Troopers

"Daddy, my hat came off!" "Well I hope yo' got daym head was in it!" - Junior and Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit

"When the f*** did we get ice cream? Did you get ice cream?" - Winston, The Ringer 

"We'll tear your soul apart."- Pinhead, Hellraiser

"You ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?" - Joker,  Batman (1989)

"He'll live." - Uncle Bob, Terminator: Judgment Day 

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Uncle Ben, Spider-Man (2002)

"Strawberries!" - Harry Osborn, Spider-Man 3 (with gif included) 

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Quick fun facts: The people Farva pulls over and harasses are his parents in real life. They had no idea he was going to say that. The ice cream line in The Ringer was improvised, and if you look in the right hand corner during that scene, you can catch Johnny Knoxville laughing. 

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Well, since this is a forum about a game based on a horror franchise, I thought I would throw in a few horror movie quotes.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum."- Nada, They Live

“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ Mark Twain shit. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.” -Otis. The Devil's Rejects

"No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering" "Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others." " Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks?" - Pnhead. Hellraiser (I could probably do a top 10 Pinhead quotes. Doug Bradly is a badass, there is no Pinhead without him.

“Good Ash, bad Ash. I’m the guy with the Gun.” "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!" -Ash Williams. Army of Darkness

“If I weren’t about to shit in my pants right now, I’d be fuckin’ fascinated.” -Jack. Slither

“When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” - Peter. Dawn of the Dead

”What an excellent day for an exorcism.” -Pazuzu. The Exorcist

“Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!” -Seth. From Dusk Til Dawn

“We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!” “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!” -Peter Venkman. Ghostbusters

“I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces.” -Ginger. Ginger Snaps

“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” -Johnny. Night of the Living Dead

"I am Dracula. I bid you welcome." -Count Dracula. Dracula (1931)

"This...is God." -Freddy Kreuger A Nightmare On Elm Street

"This stuff will make you a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus! Just like me." -Blaine. Predator

"Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray! I had to get that out. Bill fucking Murray. I know that's not your middle name." "Here's the deal, Columbus...huh Im not easy to get along with and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch." -Tallahassee. Zombieland

"We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..." -Hudson. Aliens

 “Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in." -Jack. The Shining 

Damn, sometimes I get carried away when talking about movies, horror movies in particular. I'm sure I could list some more, but I have to actually get some work done today.

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Still one of my favorite bits from a movie ever:

"...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."  Cracks me up every time.

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My favorite moment from Wayne's World is the product placement bit with all the pills, Pepsi, etc XD 

Favorite Bible Verses:

"Never stop praying."- 1st Thessalonians 5:17, NLT 

Forget the former things; do not dwell on the past." - Isaiah 43:18, NIV 

"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart, and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways submit to Him and  He will make straight your paths."- Proverbs 3:5-6, KJV

"The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly." - John 10:10, NKJV 

"Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus." - Philippians 4:6-7, NKJV 

"“For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses." - Matthew 6:14-15, NKJV 

"O Lord, my Father, God of my life, keep me from being arrogant; protect me from evil desires. Keep me from being overcome by greed or lust; do not leave me at the mercy of these shameless passions." - Sirach 23:4-6, GNT w/ Apocrypha

"If someone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen, how can[a] he love God whom he has not seen?" - 1 John 4:20, NKJV 

"For I take no pleasure in the death of anyone, declares the Sovereign LORD. Repent and live!" - Ezekiel 18:32, NIV 

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God." - John 3:16-18, NKJV 

"For it is by God's grace that you have been saved through faith. It is not the result of your own efforts, but God's gift, so that no one can boast about it." - Ephesians 2:8-9, GNT

If you fall into the habit of using offensive language, you will never break yourself of it as long as you live." - Sirach 23:15, GNT w/ Apocrypha

 

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14 minutes ago, LadySansaLannister said:

Umm...ignore. I’m going to retry later.

Insta hit! Ima tatoo this on my forearm!!!!

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8 minutes ago, Psylocker102 said:

Insta hit! Ima tatoo this on my forearm!!!!

That would actually be a really funny tattoo... Especially if it looks like you did it yourself.

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19 minutes ago, Truth said:

That would actually be a really funny tattoo... Especially if it looks like you did it yourself.

YES!!! We are on the roll!!

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2 minutes ago, LadySansaLannister said:

Lmao the original post blocked out half my quotes

Yours is still the best quote I've seen. And like @Psylocker102 said, that would make an awesome tattoo lol

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On 12/02/2018 at 2:12 PM, deathbat96777 said:

Do you guys have any favorite quotes, whether it be philosophical, life advice, humor based, religious, or even epic movie one liners? As per usual with my threads, this will be a "top tens" list because I'm OCD like that, but you can choose to do it however you like. 

Here's my top ten quotes in no particular order: 

"The unexamined life is not worth living."- Socrates 

"“Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can, As long as ever you can.” -John Wesley

"Next to the Word of God, the noble art of music is the greatest treasure in the world." - Martin Luther

"Never stop praying."- 1st Thessalonians 5:17, NLT 

"An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge." - John Wesley

"What man is there who, when reflecting upon his own infirmity, dares to ascribe his chastity and innocence to his own powers, so that he should love you less - as if he were in less need of your mercy in which you forgive them the transgressions of those who return to you?" - Saint Augustine 

"Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got."- Robert Brault 


"The mind is like an iceberg, it floats with one-seventh of it's bulk above water."- Sigmund Freud 

"What you leave behind is not what's engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others." - Pericles 

"Is it faith to understand nothing, and merely submit your convictions implicitly to the church?" - John Calvin 

"I'm just a Musical Prostitute, my dear".

-Freddie Mercury.

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That made me want to do this:

Favorite musician quotes:

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."- Kurt Cobain, Nirvana

"A lot of people enjoy claiming that metal is the most evil form of music, but it's actually one of the few genres where people take a stance against things they believe are not right." - Deron Miller, CKY/Foreign Objects/World Under Blood

"You gotta do it for the right reason, you know? Having a good f*cking time." - Abbath, Immortal

"When you start fooling around with drugs, you're hurting your creativity, you're hurting your health. Drugs are death, in one form or another. If they don't kill you, they kill your soul. And if your soul's dead, you've got nothing to offer, anyway."- Paul Stanley, Kiss 

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."- Bob Marley

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."- Bob Marley 

"If what it means to be devoted to the gospel of Jesus Christ is to get up on Sunday mornings and do our best not to say a couple of cuss words, then we missed the point."- Mattie Montgomery, For Today 

"When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper. They may scratch you and hurt you a bit, but in the end you end up polished and they end up useless."- Andy Biersack, Black Veil Brides

"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone."- Andy Biersack

"Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion."- Alice Cooper 

"If they think that an artist can destroy their faith, then their faith is very fragile."- Marilyn Manson 

"Stop questioning your existence, and understand you exist for a reason."- Matty Mullins, Memphis May Fire 

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I've been doing it ever since I started- my friend when I asked him when he started smoking ( I think he was high)

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