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Alekhine's Gun - Low Budget Hitman

Hurtworld - Poor Man's Rust

Nether - you should NEVER play it

Dead By Daylight - Be a mysterious killer who changes weapons and hands.

Friday the 13th - Drawer Opening Simulator

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dark Souls - Accepting death simulator 

GTA V - Who spends more money on micro transactions V

Battlefield 1 - Michael Bay presents WW1

Super Meat Boy - Anti Anger Management 

 

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Dead By Daylight - Hooks and Generators

Cuphead - Controller Smashing for Dummies

Madden - that one football Game you played 10 years ago

Outlast - Fleeing Bitch

 

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Those are some nice ones :)

 

Comedy Night - tell and listen to Ground Beef jokes

PUBG - Parachuting Practice

Conflict Desert Storm for PS2 - When auto-aim goes wrong

NFL 2K5 - The last innovative football game

 

 

 

 

 

 

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17 hours ago, Frighteningicon said:

The most fitting name for this game would actually be  MANHUNT.. basically the game is about 7 teenagers who hunt down a man in a hockey mask and kill him…..

LOL!

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On 1/13/2018 at 5:40 AM, TheHansonGoons said:

Cuphead - Controller Smashing for Dummies

That fits your avatar too!

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Friday the 13th- Dance Dance Revolution, With Dumbass Costumes. Or Bully: Pick On the Special Kid.

Dead By Daylight- We Had A Great Idea, and the Lore Is Awesome. We Suck.

Minecraft- This Never Should Have Worked.

Any EA Game- You Will Pay!!

 

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Kingdom Hearts: The Plot Gets More Confusing As You Go On

Grand Theft Auto: The Ultimate Murder Simulator For Sixth Graders

Pokémon: Cockfighting For Kids

The Sims: Spending More Hours Achieving Your Fictional Life Goals Then Your Real Life Ones

Mario Kart and Mario Party: %100 Guaranteed To Ruin Friendships For The Day

Roller Coaster Tycoon: “Guest #5 Cannot Find The Exit.”

Planet Coaster and Parkitect: What Roller Coaster Tycoon World Should Have Been. “Guest #5 Still Cannot Find The Exit.”

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, LadySansaLannister said:

Mario Party: %100 Guaranteed To Ruin Friendships For The Day

You definitely got that right! Mario Party 3 and monopoly are the 2 games I play with my friends a lot. I don't think we've ever had a game day where nobody got pissed off at someone else.

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Dead by daylight : I need a bush 

Friday the 13th the game : Are you annoyed yet? 

The sims : spend hours on your making your sims then get bored. 

Minecraft : Why is everything squares 

Outlast : AHHHHHHHH Jesus Christ 

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On 16/01/2018 at 11:35 PM, TheButtonMasher said:

Pokemon: Catch cute animals in your balls simulator 2018

Pokémon Go: a pedophile’s lure map with a 100% guarantee someone will enter your area after using lure modules

Any Pokemon game after the 3rd gen: we ran out of ideas so enjoy the Pokémon’s our staff members created while doing acid

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Star Wars Battlefront 2 (PS4)- Sir Not Appearing In My Collection Anymore (Due to how bad i found it to be)

Resident Evil Revelations 2- If the suspense doesn't kill you,the ridiculous length of some of the main campaign levels will! (But i love playing it's Raid Mode)

Friday The 13th (NES)- Primitive survival horror at it's most unusual (But it's my guilty pleasure on NES because i'm a big Friday fan)

Phantasy Star Portable 2- Infinity (Japan PSP) - Why the heck didn't we get this version of the game?!? (I tend to say that about many of the Japanese games i import,but the side story remake of the original Phantasy Star Online included in the Episode 2 content is incredible,and easily my favorite part of this game)

Kingdom Hearts 2 (PS2) - Greetings,Program! (The Tron levels were awesome)

Disney Infinity 3.0 - Yes,the lightsabers on my Star Wars figures light up when i play the game. 'Nuff said....lol

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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege - Team killing simulator.

Any CoD game - Squeaker's paradise, knife and hear the rage.

Final Fantasy - The series which is never 'Final'.

Senran Kagura - Panty Simulator.

Any Lego game - (this is gonna get me flamed lol) What Minecraft should be.

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On 2/3/2018 at 6:34 PM, Deth_Hed said:

 

Final Fantasy - The series which is never 'Final'.

Yah, I know right. lol, you just reminded me of this old Eminem song where would would be like "Guess who's back, back again, shadys back, tell a friend" and I'd always sing out "guess who's back, shadys back. He never left, but he's back!" :)

 

Here's I got my own;

Uncharted = Indian Jones: the game

The Sims = G rated Orgy Simulation

Bubble bobble = Dragon or dinosaur?

Life is strange = Life is HELLA strange  (haha, remember how that chick would say hella a million times in a row)

Farming Simulator = Sleep Simulator

 

I know, most are dumb!

 

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Friday the 13th the Game: Immortal Killer Vs Stupid teenagers

Dead by daylight: License or no license.

Last Year: Any teenage horror movies.

Darksouls Series: F*ck your sanity simulator

Fallout Series: Apocolosype simulator

 

 

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