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18 hours ago, PurpleFloyd said:

Didn't even know there was a book! ... thanks for the tip, I might look that up ... easier to put down a book than turn off a film I find.

Yeah, it's written by Marquis de Sade. Definitely defines the libertine movement. French aristocracy instead of Italian fascists.

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Watched Murder Party last night. Kind of a crappy film but it hooked me in out of curiosity. Ended up having a few fun parts. I enjoyed the guy in the Baseball Furies costume.

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Hellraiser-10/10

Brilliant mix of Gothic Horror, Tragedy and human Drama, gorgeous score, great acting and the entrance of a new horror icon Pinhead/Lead Cenobite/Hell Priest, whichever you prefer

Army of Darkness-8.5/10

The more overt humour, compared to the previous entry, became a little jarring at times, but ultimately an enjoyable watch. On a side note i prefered the theatrical ending with Ash back in his own time

A Nightmare on Elm Street 6- 5/10 

The decision to go for a lighter and softer approach for what was meant to be the final entry in the series was a misstep and the ending was so sudden and smug it made me cringe, but i did enjoy the darker more serious scenes, largely between Freddy and Katherine, shout out to both the flashback to Freddy killing his wife, the serene quality mixed with the horrific aspect of Freddy bashing his wifes skull in and his young Daughter crying is chilling and the "Every town has an elm street" scene. Ultimately this should have been a somewhat more serious entry if it was intended to be the last but whats done is done.

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So I went back and watched the ashcan Hellraiser... (cough) Revelations. Wow, I mean, wow.

Shaky cam, useless plot, a very unconvincing plot. I felt more sick to my stomach watching Supersize Me than this crap.

If you research the film at all, you know it was done on a tight budget and done very quickly. It really shows. There's really not much that saves the film at all. In fact, it kills me because it was only made to keep the license to Pinhead. A lot of people can say that Platinum Dunes destroyed Jason or Freddy... pretty please don't look at what Dimension did to my dearest Pinhead.

Objectively it's a Hellraiser film in name only. Subjectively, not at all. You could wipe out every single instance of the Hellraiser lore and it can probably still work. It's a bad fever dream. What I find crazy is how this film is sold for anything above 2 bucks on blu-ray. I wouldn't gift my friends this trash.

The plot isn't really much to talk about. I know that half of the Hellraiser films were treated scripts to include Pinhead. I'll remove Doug Bradley from the magic and just focus on what's at hand. The kills suck. The acting is on par or worse than a made for TV film. If Hellraiser met Days of Our Lives, this is probably it. I'm not pissed off that the studios did this considering how they are in the business of making money, but as a fan, this is total garbage. I guess it's one of those things that you have to accept but try to forget in the grand scheme of things. I guess every horror series needs to go through it's own personal Hell before it gets better. 🤔

0/10. Maybe 1/10 because for the cenobites makeup, but why the fuck were a few of them hanging out next to a pool? Absurd.

The biggest problem? The cenobites seem more like obnoxious BDSM neighbors who need to be shot with shotguns rather than supernatural demons from Hell.

EDIT:

I was being kinda nice, so that was a review of the first 3/4ths of it because I had to turn the shit off. I am gonna finish this properly.

So I think I was also avoiding actually talking about the plot itself, but eh, IDK, you can read it on Wiki or something:

Two dimwits that try to rip off Johnny Depp go to Mexico to mess with the box and have a good time. Guess where that goes. For whatever stupid reason they want to also film it. Shaky cams happen again, bad lines happen. Am I in a Hellraiser film or a fan film?

An absurd scene happens where it would make porn acting look Oscar worthy then I guess

 

kill some prostitutes to bring back the dude you killed in Mexico

. At this point I have such a headache I am constantly pausing the film because I don't know whether to continue to watch or pour a stiff drink.

At this point I'd rather just watch some Doug to remind me why I am such a big fan of this series. I can already feel like I can never recover from any of this when I talk about this since it's literally the worst I've ever seen in my fav series. All it tells me is that horror will never really be the same.

I'll update again later. 

EDIT 2:

Sigh, I'll just get to the worst part...

This is when Pinhead plays the biggest part. If you've been following along, what has happened is that they completely ripped off the original Hellraiser and this idiot who went down to Mexico killed his friend, basically became 'Frank', wanted to escape Hell, asked him to kill hookers (which he does so in front of her newborn), he kills people, then eventually kills his friend, steals his skin, goes back home and holds his entire 'family' at gunpoint and that's when Pinhead shows up. He dies before Cenobites get to complain him, so I guess Cenobites can now just take people for shits and giggles? But they don't, they just mindfuck some people and take away another victim (which makes no sense).

Totally is against the lore. So, finally.

Final girl decides to grab the puzzle box and the move cuts to credits.
The only reason I find that there is so much to unpack here is because it's so incredibly bad it's offensive to everything I know about this film series. I would be legitimately sad by this one if it weren't for the fact the film studios did a pretty good job at softening the blow that the series was getting shittier and shittier. This is one of those films that I prefer to pretend never existed. I take back my 0/10, it's a -1/10 because of how long I needed to take to actually finish it.

Judgement seriously isn't any better. The "Of Chucky" films at least still had Brad Dourif. This has nothing relating to the original Hellraiser at all.

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Out of sheer boredom, I'm going to review all the famous slashers again.

Jason- 64%

Friday the 13th- 8/10

Part II- 6.5/10

Part III- 6/10

Part IV- 7.5/10

Part V- 6.5/10

Part VI- 8.5/10

Part VII- 4/10

Part VIII- 3/10

Part IX- 5/10

X- 6/10

FVJ- 7/10

reboot- 8.5/10

 

Freddy- 62%

A Nightmare on Elm Street- 8.5/10

Freddy's Revenge- 6.5/10

Dream Warriors- 7.5/10

Dream Masters- 6/10

The Dream Child- 4.5/10

Freddy's Dead- 4/10

New Nightmare- 8/10

FVJ- 7/10

reboot- 3.5/10

 

Michael- 67%

Halloween- 9/10

H2- 8/10

H3- 7.5/10

H4- 8/10

H5- 4.5/10

H6- 6/10

H7- 7.5/10

H8- 4/10

RZH1- 7/10

RZH2- 5/10

 

Leatherface- 45%

Texas Chainsaw Massacre- 9/10

TCM 2- 7/10

TCM 3- 4/10

Next Generation- 2/10

reboot- 6.5/10

reboot prequel- 6/10

Texas Chainsaw- 6/10

Leatherface- 2/10

 

Ghostface- 64%

Scream- 8/10

Scream 2- 6/10

Scream 3- 6.5/10

Scream 4- 5/10

 

Michael wins!

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On 10/10/2018 at 8:54 PM, deathbat96777 said:

Out of sheer boredom, I'm going to review all the famous slashers again.

Jason- 64%

Friday the 13th- 8/10

Part II- 6.5/10

Part III- 6/10

Part IV- 7.5/10

Part V- 6.5/10

Part VI- 8.5/10

Part VII- 4/10

Part VIII- 3/10

Part IX- 5/10

X- 6/10

FVJ- 7/10

reboot- 8.5/10

 

Freddy- 62%

A Nightmare on Elm Street- 8.5/10

Freddy's Revenge- 6.5/10

Dream Warriors- 7.5/10

Dream Masters- 6/10

The Dream Child- 4.5/10

Freddy's Dead- 4/10

New Nightmare- 8/10

FVJ- 7/10

reboot- 3.5/10

 

Michael- 67%

Halloween- 9/10

H2- 8/10

H3- 7.5/10

H4- 8/10

H5- 4.5/10

H6- 6/10

H7- 7.5/10

H8- 4/10

RZH1- 7/10

RZH2- 5/10

 

Leatherface- 45%

Texas Chainsaw Massacre- 9/10

TCM 2- 7/10

TCM 3- 4/10

Next Generation- 2/10

reboot- 6.5/10

reboot prequel- 6/10

Texas Chainsaw- 6/10

Leatherface- 2/10

 

Ghostface- 64%

Scream- 8/10

Scream 2- 6/10

Scream 3- 6.5/10

Scream 4- 5/10

 

Michael wins!

Scream 3 over Scream 2???? 😮:D I really didn't enjoy Scream 4 - considering it was written by Williamson and directed by Craven with all the original cast...it felt so tacked on.

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