Sparkly Twilight Jason, FTW!
I find your lack of faith (in my predictions) disturbing.
You can call it turd sandwich "veal fecal" but it'd still be a turd sandwich. There's a reason people got irritated when vinyl discs got scratched up and the songs skipped around, and this game is no different. I am loathe to play as Jason because of the Interaction Lock issue. It sucks the life out of me faster than I can down a pint, and that's saying something.
Do you not have a dedicated beer fridge, bro (mine is padlocked to forestall freeloaders).
But it's five quality guesses. I'll take quality over quantity any day. I'll take one bottle of Abyss at $14.99 over a 30-pack of Natural Light at the same price any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Bro, that ship left the port a long time ago. The rest of us are just refugees who couldn't afford steerage rates.