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Can I be Megatron? With the arm canon? Blasting everybody?!?! Let me take a look at your post first. We're coming back to Megatron though.

Ah HA! But you didn't know I was agile like Bruce Lee, and I sidestepped your attack and blasted you with the Infinity Gauntlet!!!! What are we talking about again?

PC Higgins Haven Large Part Roy Jason and I don't remember the weapon he had It wasn't more than halfway into the round Playing as AJ Drove everybody out in the 4 seater They all escape but I commit suicide About a minute later the round ends with two people left alive. Meds sprays work though. So that's good.

Oh goody. I'm gonna read all this later. I hope it's a romance novel.

Yea so I just drove out a full four seater and committed suicide at the same time, but I gotta say the graphics look great and it's running silky smooth. Great frame rate.

Illfonic is based in Colorado with offices in Washington state....... HOW MUCH WEED ARE THEY SMOKING!?!?! Guys, this job is too technical to be this high when working! I guarantee those offices REEK of weed. It's time to fortify those careers, guys. Put those goddamn bongs down and call that delivery guy and tell him to turn his car around. Starting today, no more weed for 2 months. We'll start with that and take it from there. Then you need to all watch a marathon of that business show The Profit...just one season. C'mon! Let's get it! Let's turn it around. You'll have our support.

@[IllFonic]Courier Why is it that we can't get public betas on Steam, to do real world testing of updates before they're released? Is that not a fair question?

Addressed = "We've implemented some changes that should work, in theory"

I've seen that. When you get close to the house from the outside, the lighting from inside the house takes over and gets applied. It's similar to how when it's raining and you walk close to a wall while inside a cabin and all of a sudden you hear the rain as if you're outside.

That's easy to say when you can't see the console numbers. Seeing as PC sold about the same amount of copies as Xbox (maybe more), the Xbox has a good chance of having the least concurrent players. Any more light-weight anti-PC arguments? Now we're talking. Let's melt those PUNKS!

STOP IT!!! You're getting me excited!

Oh my lord, now they're giving out alternative trap strategies for Jason. This is getting funny.

You are #1, baby! You're playing on a PC.

None of you know at all what it's like playing on a PC. The only thing you consolers like to bring up, in your terribly misguided arguments, is cheating. Here, let me talk to you from on top of the mountain.... I assure you that cheating (based off hacks) is barely ever seen. I've seen it once in F13 based off 1000+ hours of playing. If consolers had the wherewithal they'd ask their parents to buy them macro controllers and they'd have more cheaters too. But no. That's what happens with run-of-the-mill household appliances; people don't find the need to put much effort into it.

Lookin good! I'm about to check it out in a second. YES! We win again. We always win! We do and we're playing the new patch right now. It's so cool to be first. It always is.