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Everything posted by HaHaTrumpWon

  1. You'd think that with as long as Jason's spear is (oh my...) hitting a counselor right in front of you would be easy.
  2. HAD a lot of potential. I just spent almost 5 minutes as Pt. 6 Jason trying to club (spear?) an injured counselor to death and even when he was close enough that Jason could have whipped out his zombie-schlong and pissed on him, it still didn't register as a hit. This was on an open trail, not against a fence or building or even a small tree. When I finally gave up and just grabbed him, I got pocket-knifed, the counselor used FAS, and then he took off.
  3. Us:When are we getting dedicated servers? Them: Soon Us: How soon is "Soon"? Them: Uhh... Hey! We just released a Spring Break 1984 pack and now your counselors can wear swimsuits! Us: Cool, now what about the server problems? Them: And we've got Emotes now, free of charge! Us: We're still getting repeatedly kicked and timed out. When is it getting fixed? Them: Guess what guys? We've added another counselor and another Jason! Us: Where's our single-player you promised would be here by summer? Them: D-did I mention the smaller maps and the Jarvis House? Us: Where... is... our... single-player... and... servers? Them: Just in time for Halloween, it's the new costume DLC clothing pack! Us: Are you even listening anymore?! Them: Umm... we got this new counselor named Fox now, so...
  4. A few days ago I was in a lobby with the absolute most obnoxious whiny twat douchebag cocksucker I've ever heard in my entire life. Basically the kid was telling everyone "Whoever is Jason,if you kill me I'm gonna quit and kick you guys". Then after I told him to stop acting like a little bitch, he quits 10 seconds into the match. This is something else to blame Gun/Ill for; Not resolving blatantly obvious issues such as "Host left = everyone kicked" before launch, or at the very least soon after. EDIT: I finally get why everyone is so pissed about Jasons grab. At first I didn't really notice anything, but after getting a counselor to stand still and then jog by me a few times, yeah... everybody that bitched about it is 100% right: it IS in need of a fix. Maybe not back to exactly what it was, but it's still got to be a little better than this.
  5. This is a board full of horror-movie fans, it's NOT trivial. But alright, lets wait and see what they bring us next, though my money is still on "more disappointment".
  6. In case you didn't realize, there's not a whole lot of people making F13 games. And taking a break from a game is all fine and good but it's not addressing the real problem. People are upset because the developers of one of the most anticipated games in over a decade made a game that, while flawed from the get-go, was still insanely fun to play, then they caved to a bunch of whiny sand-filled pussies and essentially nerfed the greatest horror icon in history to a point that all you need to do to survive a 20 minute onslaught is stay 8-10 feet in front of him. Then when the fans protested and complained, the same developers that never missed a chance to talk about how much they value those fans then turned a deaf ear to their feedback and stonewalled them. Thats why people are so unhappy and pissed off; Gun/Ill made a huge fuck-up and now it's at the point where nobody actually expects that they'll do anything to actually fix it. But hey, we got a hippie counselor and some dancing emotes so fuck it, who needs reliable servers and single-player...
  7. The only thing coming with the next patch is more bullshit. Do you know what the added unlocks/level cap/Paranoia thing reminds me of? A commercial I saw a long time ago where this little girl brings her Cable TV-selling dad to class and when the kids start asking pointed questions, he responds with "Who likes candy?" and all the kids forgot about the questions he dodged. Gun/Ill is doing the same thing, except after we've paid for a product.
  8. It IS a broken shitty mess. Do you know why players are so jaded about it? Because there's 11 pages of severely pissed off fans in the latest patch notes thread and not one single Dev or Admin has responded to any of the complaints, questions, or PMs the people in that thread have sent or posted, nor does anybody expect them to. Gun/Ill have lost an utterly staggering amount of respect and support from the loyal fans that made this game possible in the first place, and it didn't have to happen.
  9. It is crap. Totally...utterly... crap. I don't know what they were thinking but whatever it was it cost them a huge chunk of support.
  10. You know what makes this whole thing even worse? The Devs are completely silent on the issue. I haven't seen a "We're looking into it", a 'We're taking suggestions" or even a "We got your money so STFU" from them whatsoever. I can't get any of them to answer my PMs or e-mails and a lot of other players have told me the same thing.
  11. Possibly, but I'm not 100% on it. I would have thought that after the shitstorm this last patch caused, they would have more-or-less "hot fixed" a couple of the biggest problems, but nope... and despite the literal flood of complaints from players, we're never going to see Jason returned to his previous power. People wailed like newborns that it was too hard to beat Jason and the Devs (who claim to be die-hard fans of F13, don't forget) pussified the greatest horror icon in history just so the whiners could be happy. It's like a father letting his 8 year old beat him at Checkers so the kid wouldn't have to lose.
  12. It's not the game ANY of us paid for, but I guarantee that not one single fucking thing will be done in this next patch to correct any of the problems the last one caused. The traps will still be bullshit, the grab will still be bullshit, and the game itself will STILL....BE....BULLSHIT. Honestly... I can't believe how bad things have become. I keep hoping I'll turn on the PS4 and be greeted with an update patch that fixes some of this crap but I know it's not going to happen. There have been a ton of complaints and protests since this patch came out, but nothing is going to change. The Devs are going to turn a deaf ear and things will get even worse.
  13. This is probably the 10000th time I've said this but here it is again: The Devs do NOT give a fuck. They have turned Jason into the equivalent of an impotent old man: Mad as hell but unable to do anything about it but shake his fist.
  14. 11 pages in and not one reply from any of the Admin I've written to about the "Minimum Trap Distance". I'm glad the developers of this game are so hard at work improving things for us. When you think about it, who needs server issues solved, glitches fixed, and single-player when Chad gets to run around dressed like fuckin' Goku?
  15. The items showing up on counselor maps really doesn't bother me too much, nor does the grab being tweaked. You know what DOES bother me? The fact that the Devs decided to pull that stupid fucking "trap distance" bullshit.
  16. I love teleporting over to a car and finding 3 or 4 of them just standing in a group. Throw all the.fireworks you want, I'm still going to bludgeon half of you before the stun hits.
  17. Looks like Wes forgot to mention that in the movies, the remaining survivors don't get to make a total mockery of Jason. They're still scared shitless and only survive.by the skin of their teeth, which is a lot more than this game can say.
  18. After all the degrading and nerfing the Devs have done to Jason, it makes it hard for me to believe they really are fans of the series. Would YOU watch an F13 movie where Jason is just as reduced in the film as he is in this game? I wouldn't, but that's just me. Also, I think I found a solution to the whole nerfing Jason's grab bullshit: Just don't grab. Yes, seriously... Obviously you have to grab the driver when you stop the car, but aside from that just use your melee weapon and R2 the fuck out of EVERYONE. I didn't even realize until recently how pissy counselors get when you do this. Of course, being able to kill them with melee attacks will probably be the next thing that gets ass-raped in this game because what's the point of having pocket knives if Jason is allowed to beat you to death with an axe instead of grabbing you? If I had known before I bought this game how badly the Devs were going to fuck it up, I wouldn't have bought it.
  19. It is kinda heartbreaking to see a game that had so much potential (and was so incredibly fun to play) go right down the toilet, especially when it didn't have to. I've said it before but here it is again: the Devs don't give a fuck. If they did, don't you think we'd have at least gotten a "We're looking into things" from them? There's no way they could NOT know how badly they've pissed people off, so the only conclusion I can come to is they simply don't care about the players (you remember them right? They're the whole reason this game got made in the first place).
  20. I hear you Pilo, but I have absolutely no faith whatsoever that anything will change... at least not for the better. Maybe the next patch will nerf Jason's Morph ability (it's not fair Jason can teleport alllllllllll the way across the map!) or maybe his Sense ability instead (It's not fair that Jason knows where you are if you're inside the cabins!) or maybe they'll implement some kind of automatic break-free mechanic (I don't have a pocket knife! It's not fair Jason can grab me if I just started!) What I'd really like to see is a diaper costume that's mandatory for all players who whined like little bitches about how hard Jason is to beat.
  21. Good for you, but obviously the vast majority of people in this thread don't feel the same way. I wonder what Kane thinks about the.horror icon he's so perfectly portrayed being reduced and degraded so badly?
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