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About Spinesplitter

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    Ohio, USA
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    Composing and performing my music, comics, horror, killing salty raging hosts of survival-horror video games.

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  1. Spinesplitter

    Good or Bad

    A lot of inciteful responses, a lot of words but it's always going to be in the eyes of the beholder and that is always going to be wrong or right to somebody. Just be excellent to each other. There is enough negativity, hatefulness, misguided angst and ridiculously over-fueld competition. Please. Be excellent to each other. Have fun. Bust balls but don't crush souls. Someone you are playing with recently buried a parent, a sibling or a good friend. Build each other up. Be excellent to each other.
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    5/24 Update: First Impressions

    I would love to give my opinion on the mp update, but out of the 7 matches I've played so far, the host quit mid-kill 5 times & the connection was lost twice. FUCK. I've become so frustrated that I've lost total interest. I hate that, because when this game works, it's phenomenal. The challenges are fun but hold little replay value for me. Multiplayer is the crux of this game and it remains too much of a mess for me to even play a full match since the update.
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    Some people.......

    "Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusivelyWhile myself, I say there is not, nor ought there beNothing so exalted on the face of God's great EarthAs that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!"
  4. She must be heading to Wal-Mart and the Dollar Store
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    Savini Jason

    People are inately moronic salty entitled bitches, as a whole, in this modern world. Not near enough good hearted fun, understanding and compassionate minds and hearts out there...mostly ignorant keyboard warriors with faulty intentions to justify their idiotic mentalities. There is no humanity, anymore. Just little souless bandwagon jumpers with minimal independent minds
  6. Man, I haven't had a Chengasm since my last Asian excursion. What? Cheongsam? Never heard of her but, I'm so sorry..wrong thread, wrong forum. My bad!
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    Wtf is going on today??

    Brother Nero snuck in and tweeked the grass slayer chahahahahaha. Pray, do not tell me you are one of the lambs who think the broken, pro terra en mas woken one, is fat? You must see the protrusion of natural years, yet the stamina of a yearling and judge as a sheep does the martyrs, yyyeeaaaasssss? Cast away the lines of lies, the weak thoughts and embrace the truuuuueeeth, week mmeeeeeehhaaan
  8. It's Super Savini. That's all anyone ever needs to know. Specs, consoles, megabytes of chaos. You have a mega computer that could take over the world, if only it wasn't spending all it's hard earned cpu on making video game models look so cool. I need one. Nay...I need more Vodka. I pick the latter, what say you?!
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    I saw this at a special screening during Horror Hound a couple weeks back in Cincy. It is definitely worth a watch and in my opinion an instant classic that I'll be re-visiting regularly
  10. I believe. I feel. I'd like to think. I wish. I wonder. Want to know what I think? I bet. If they would've only. What do you think? Imagine this. I hate how they included this. I just pee'd in my jammies, do think Tiffany will be turned off by that? Let's tag a dev so we can find out. We need real answers. I am sad, nay, PISSED because my ideas and feelings were not taken into consideration when the devs sat at King Arthur's round table making this game that I put countless hours into possible, with the backing of people flying by the seat of their pants to take a chance and made it the way they did. Idiotic game makers. Do you think AJ likes nachos? If only they knew what I know then everyone would be pleased 100% of the time. And if they are not pleased then they are just stupid. Because I'm awesome & they are garbage. My mom said so. I think Roy would look good in an aqua jumpsuit because in part V, the light danced off of his stuntmans ball sack long enough to make it look authentic. I hate jumpsuits. Put every Jason in a burlap bag and make him look like an fashioned canoe with one hole on the left, making it as real as possible, matching all the pictures of burlap row boats my grandma showed me when I was 3. I had a feeling the devs wouldn't do that. Lazy bastards, they took all our money & now they just do things to make us mad because we made them super rich. If they knew my cousin, they would stop being assholes and give me my + shift ÷ by a running Jason = negative stun with an extra pocket knife that is multiplied by morph piss. But no, they just like to burn babies while soaking pubic hairs in my grannies' cunt juice. Sickos.
  11. I have come to the conclusion that people just find meaningless things to bitch about for the sake of bitching.
  12. It's all subjective. I know stoners and alcoholics who are total scumsucking, leeching, back stabbing pieces of trash. I know straight-laced, never touched weed or alcohol, upstanding types who are total scumsucking, leeching, back stabbing pieces of trash. Also those two same labels who are the most genuine, honest and just plain pleasant people to the core who do every mind altering substance imaginable. From "trailer park 'trash'" to CEO's of highly successful companies. I rub elbows with them all, some by choice and some out of necessity. Boxing your perception of anything from your own experiences into a stereotype is just closing down the doors on some of the greatest people and unique memories life has to offer. Just my opinion, of course.
  13. This is a mystery to me, as well. I've been the host exactly two times where people actually join. Mostly I sit there like an asshole for 15 minutes while a single person will join then leaves after a minute or two, rinse and repeat until I give up and join a random lobby where six people pile in within a minute. Mostly within seconds. Or I get thrown into a match directly before the intro, giving me no chance to change my preferences. I'm usually on random anyway, both Jason and counselor but sometimes I like the freedom to choose.
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    Savini Jason Hack

    Oh yea. My mother hates me, my father wishes I was I dead, they both should be raped, my grandparents should've never had sex so there would be subzero chance of my existinence. All because I entered a lobby with Savini Jason. How dare I. To Hell with the trolls. They want to ruin your experience only because their own lives are miserable. Don't sink to their level.
  15. After weeks of searching every drawer I come across, I finally found my 1st Tommy tape last night. I crashed right after that match. Then I play my first match of the day, only to find a 2nd Tommy tape, which makes me wonder how, after all this time. Last night I picked up tape #1 for my first one (convenient) & today I got #11. I just reached level 102, finally, since playing, which began 05/26/17. I now have 14 Pamela's & 2 Tommy's.