Quinn FTW

So the problem's not on my end? Great. Hackers, man. Hackers ruin everything.

Over the past few days, I have experienced an uptick in crashes while playing against offline bots. There does not seem to be a single trigger I can point to, but it has happened 8 matches in a row. I have checked my game files in Steam. I've even uninstalled and reinstalled. Yet the crashes persist. Is anyone else experiencing these crashes on PC? I'm hesitant to file a bug report. I have nothing specific to help them replicate the error. It's not tied a specific time, place, map, or Jason, nor triggered by any particular action that I can discern.

Short answer: nope. Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

SOON (tm) Or, more likely, NEVER

*fewer windows And, no, there aren't.

Zero. They almost got me once. I kept kiting and shifting until I peeled Tommy just a bit too far from everyone else. They wanted ti too badly, and paid the price.

I had this. 0/8 kills. All suicides. Packanack Small, back before half the counselors would just go into hiding the entire match

Did you necropost just to drop an ad?

Yeah, but we've been told a lot of things that ended up not being true, so I'm not exactly holding my breath at this point.

I will never have all the achievements. I've only played three or four online matches since the middle of last year. If it weren't for Offline Bots, I wouldn't even still have the game installed. Congrats, though, on your achievement. Way to stick with it.

Delete this. Message withdrawn.

I'd say one. If we're lucky.

I find that replying, "git gud, scrub," will either shut them up, or cause them to completely rage out. Either way, Counter Troll Accomplished.

With Tommy dead, why did you let them drive away? Sure, some of them may have escaped, but I would have at least tried to make one or two of them pay the price for their insolence.

Yes, sometimes Bots freeze near doors sometimes. Also, Bots go into a hiding spot and never come out. And they can have anywhere from 2 to 12 pocket knives, 1 to 4 shotguns, and about 10,000,000 firecrackers per match. But, look on the bright side. Bots cannot drive worth a damn. Unless your morph and shift are both recharging. Then they are Indy 500 Champs. Bots don't complete objectives. Except every once in a while, when they've got the phone call and a car running before your first morph recharge. Plus, Tommy DGAF Jarvis will straight up murder the other bots for you, so there's that. And Bots are just as likely to commit suicide as stick around and play out the match. So, yeah, it's basically just like a Quick Play lobby without all the dancing and racist voice chat.