Quinn FTW

Only Chad knows for sure... 👨

Sometimes. But they will still run a MFer over. No hesitation.

They will wait for a full car before taking off 80% of the time. 10% of the time, they'll start driving if you get near the car. 10% they just sit there, full car or not.

I thought those were new ... or at least added while I was taking a break from the game. I think we (the community) had a thread about ideas for the bots last year. I remember suggesting that they should let us up the number of counselors to 10 or 12. I guess them having a boat would be all kinds of ridiculous (even though MFers spawn carrying the propeller). If you play Crystal Lake Small, they can sometimes get a car started before your Morph recharges the first time. Like you said, though, at least they can't drive. I've seen them drive cars into the water. I've seen them flip cars on their side, on their roof, and one time, on its front end.

I've been firing up the Offline Bots lately, and my memory may be a little fuzzy, but I think their behavior has gotten even crazier than I recall. Sure, they still run in place against a rock, fence, wall, etc, and they'll jump in a cabin / run away, just to jump back out / run back into your arms, but they're even wackier than that. Example: I've noticed that they tend to get stuck outside outhouses. They'll just stand there, just outside, sometimes spinning, sometimes just standing. Maybe it's a bug. Maybe they forgot how to get in. Maybe they get stuck. Who knows? But it's hinky. Also, Tommy Bot is just as much a threat to counselors as I am. He will not hesitate to straight up waste counselors with his shotgun, as long as you're in his LOS. Grabbed, not grabbed, running away, minding their own business. Doesn't matter. Shotgun Jarvis has their number. Also also, these counselors probably need counselors of their own. Depression apparently runs rampant among the poor bots. Suicide rates are way up. Maybe they're depressed because they can't get into the outhouses to poop. Maybe they're traumatized because there's not one, but two bloodthirsty killers after them. Maybe they're just hopped up on pills. Either way, it's hilarious. Do yourself a favor and strike up a few matches. Maybe you'll get lucky, and they'll start a car, then drive it straight into the water. Just stick to the small maps; they don't seem to respond well on the larger ones. If you have played with the Bots, share your wacky stories of Bot Wackiness.

My record for a single round was 11 pocket knives to the neck. And, no, that did not include Jarvis. I got 7 out of 7, but I only got that last Tiffany with a few seconds to spare, and only because window tosses are so fast.

I have not had any problems logging in this week. I don't want to jinx it by declaring it "fixed," but I do wish to say thanks to whoever is/was working the problem.

That's the other "D" word that makes the natives restless.

You left off the return of the dreaded Database Login Failure for PC players over the past few weeks.

I think at least part of the problem on PC is the resurgence of the Database Login Failure over the past few weeks. Maybe if that is resolved, you might have better luck finding other players. Also, don't use the "D" word. It makes the natives restless.

I'm going to have to take this up with you at another time. I'm tired, and, as a rule, I don't lose sleep arguing with randos on the internet. I'm not claiming any moral high ground here. As I said in a previous post, it was only a matter of time until someone complained about me complaining about the people that complain about the people who complain about the game. I'm surprised it took you so long to make that counter-argument. But, the key is that you got there. Maybe the real ridiculous moral high ground was the friends we made along the way. Good night, "friend"

They didn't apply to me. They were simply rude and uncalled for. And I still stand by my assertion that the only thing less than constructive than someone complaining about the game is a person complaining about the people who complain about the game. As they say, "If the shoe fits." Or is it "When in Rome"? I get those confused. Either way, I'm going to have to put any further discussion off until the morrow. Assuming the mods don't lock or delete this thread. Sleep tight!

I'm not sure where you're getting that idea. I had said my piece before they even posted here. I was even mirthful. Go back and take another look. I was playful. I wasn't the one calling people dumbasses and telling them to fuck off. If the mods do decide to lock or delete this thread, so be it. But I didn't start this shit show. So don't go laying this on me starting trouble.

Yeah. I'm gonna get right on that. SOON (tm).

Right back at you, sweetheart