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    Salty mines, salty problem

    Also, give them your lunch money. Would probably give them your allowance too so they will harass someone else. I've always thought that the best way to handle bullies and trolls is to give them everything they want and a little extra for their service.
  2. Yeah. I am more concerned with the counselors being able to sense me through walls. Cut scenes wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to constantly restart because of their x-ray eyes.
  3. Well...we are technically dying with every second that passes. I would prefer not to live out my remaining days seeing AJ sleep with every dude in the game cause I couldn't press a button. But the OP is a bit of an overreaction, yes.
  4. Eh, this isn't enough to make me want to suffer through the dc's and terrible people to be called a "carrot on a stick." And offline bots would be like playing an RPG and fighting the exact same enemy over and over...it's grinding and that is grating. The SP challenges will be a breeze to get through(and likely take two hours at the most), emotes are emotes, new counselors don't mean people will not be terrible...give me a reliable connection and viable reporting system, then I will play the game. They are asking 100+ hours of disconnects, verbal abuse, or killing bots jumping through the same window over and over for what is essentially cosmetics for Jason. It is a feature that should have been in the base game anyway. Could have lived without some counselor clothes that don't match anything to have this feature.
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    Welcome to the Salt Mines

    I believe the salt mines are about as real as banning people, Paranoia, Savini actually designing that Jason, and dedicated servers. And because of that, I wouldn't be too bothered. There will still be teamers, verbally abusive people, and glitchers to ruin your matches. All is full of love.
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    F13 in 2018

    A year ago, everyone was bubbling over with excitement. Now people are Paula Cole asking, "Where have all the cowboys gone?" I would say the community is like a nagging partner and the devs are tone deaf, which has led us here.
  7. I predict this week's announcement will be tickets on Flight 180 to Paris for all the troubles.
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    Playing Jason has become too easy and boring

    A lot of rude people in this thread. There is my comment for the next few months. Back to lurking.
  9. It's been since the Jarvis map was added that I have played last. Wasn't playing before that. After it was added, I played a round to look at the map and quit. Haven't bought any DLC because I need faith again before I would give them any more of my money. With the new patch, been playing the offline bots for a bit. Brought a small amount of enjoyment back into the game until they literally started running at me instead of away from me. The swimming in circles, running into a tree/rock until you get close...yeesh, the AI sucks. Two of them fixed the car and decided to stand by the doors rather than attempt to escape. So, I decided to check out multiplayer again to see just how bad it was. How did it get so much worse in three or four months? Took an hour to get into a game(about the same as last time I played), then I got 200xp with the double xp. Played a game as Jason on a small map. He is so underpowered! The cooldowns seem to last ages, especially when you hear a trap go off, chasing a Vanessa, etc....and "running" isn't a strength. It's a light jog rather than a vigorous walk of another Jason. Everyone can stun you, the window forcefield is a remarkably stupid design. Ah, I was also killed as soon as I walked into the shack. My mask was off after one shotgun blast and there is no time between the sweater and Tommy's final blow to defend yourself. I suppose none of what I am saying is new. Playing as a counselor and playing against them, the game is clearly tilted in their favor. And there are still so...many...bugs. I actually got picked as Jason twice, but had to quit the first time at the beginning because there was no cursor on the map for me to shift to. I don't understand how the game can be even worse seven months after its release. And once more, I quit. Life's too short and this game is mental.
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    Not Friday related but...NOES instead

    Ha! I have this. Found it in a record store for a few dollars. Pretty atrocious, but novel nonetheless.
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    Illfonics Negligence

    The devil is a liar!
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    Favorite Freddy One Liner

    For the comedy toning down the darkness and sometimes disturbing deaths, they were all kinda great...aside from Super Freddy. 4 and 5 had the best: "How sweet. Fresh meat." always stands out as well as everything with Greta's death in 5. Greta and Debbie's were pretty disturbing and his lines were great in them.
  13. I agree. Except for level 101 and the ridiculous achievements. But that is cause I think of the time it will take to do those things and what I could be doing instead. As for hitting 101, there just isn't a point other than saying "I am max level." With how Jason works, I am sure the "play as counselor 1000 times" would be time consuming, to say the least, but a lot easier to get than the other. Leveling is a drag and there is no incentive to do it past 44(now, before there was none after 31(?)). You could be at 31 and watch all of the films before hitting 44. It's crazy. All of it.
  14. You say that as if this would be what new players get bored with. I am in agreement with level progression being pointless. That is the true issue. Takes too long to level and you get a baby blue version of the same shirt a character you never play has. But don't worry, only 11 more hours of gameplay(assuming no issues playing) and you can get the color for the counselor you do play as...then you discover it matches nothing, all your efforts have been in vain, you've only played as Jason twice, and you can spend 30 hours getting to the next clothing color unlock. Then you understand you have spent over 40 hours trying to get clothes that match. But it isn't about the destination, man...it's about the journey. A journey ripe with trolls, host quitters, teamers, server issues, and loading screens causing your life to ebb away. Yep...leveling up faster...that will be what causes people to get bored quicker and give no incentive to keep playing. We must keep up the illusion of progress.
  15. Every day, not every weekend. Like someone else said, the double xp should be the norm and double that should be double xp...do you know that I know that I think you know what I know I am saying? Game has been hemorrhaging players. 1.8 million sold, but where are they? Reading Ready Player One? Is that why they called them the "missing millions?" Other than issues discussed over and over, part of it is leveling... Grinding sucks. Unless it is R&B. This is not an R&B song.
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