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  1. Just the title alone made me lol.
  2. They really should have included the soundtrack to sweeten the pot.
  3. The Doctor

    Victor Miller Wins Lawsuit!

    POSTAL 2 comes to mind.
  4. I'm not gonna nitpick so I'll say this once and leave it that: I don't really hear/read/see comments about uncreated content. Most of what I get from people is just finishing and delivering what's already been teased. I think if Uber had never been shown, we could at least not sit here and prognosticate about "what could have been". People are not pissed about the fact content stopped, it's that it could have ended on a much higher note.
  5. You're just reiterating my points. I wasn't in any way suggesting a new team that is hired to squash bugs will somehow guarantee 'new content' so please don't attribute that to me. I'm not even hopeful in the slightest that this is what any of this means.
  6. Kinda weird you needed to outsource all of this but I guess it doesn't really matter when you compare it to IllFonic. I mean, how much worse could it possibly get?
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    Rate/review the last horror movie you watched/saw

    So I went back and watched the ashcan Hellraiser... (cough) Revelations. Wow, I mean, wow. Shaky cam, useless plot, a very unconvincing plot. I felt more sick to my stomach watching Supersize Me than this crap. If you research the film at all, you know it was done on a tight budget and done very quickly. It really shows. There's really not much that saves the film at all. In fact, it kills me because it was only made to keep the license to Pinhead. A lot of people can say that Platinum Dunes destroyed Jason or Freddy... pretty please don't look at what Dimension did to my dearest Pinhead. Objectively it's a Hellraiser film in name only. Subjectively, not at all. You could wipe out every single instance of the Hellraiser lore and it can probably still work. It's a bad fever dream. What I find crazy is how this film is sold for anything above 2 bucks on blu-ray. I wouldn't gift my friends this trash. The plot isn't really much to talk about. I know that half of the Hellraiser films were treated scripts to include Pinhead. I'll remove Doug Bradley from the magic and just focus on what's at hand. The kills suck. The acting is on par or worse than a made for TV film. If Hellraiser met Days of Our Lives, this is probably it. I'm not pissed off that the studios did this considering how they are in the business of making money, but as a fan, this is total garbage. I guess it's one of those things that you have to accept but try to forget in the grand scheme of things. I guess every horror series needs to go through it's own personal Hell before it gets better. ? 0/10. Maybe 1/10 because for the cenobites makeup, but why the fuck were a few of them hanging out next to a pool? Absurd. The biggest problem? The cenobites seem more like obnoxious BDSM neighbors who need to be shot with shotguns rather than supernatural demons from Hell. EDIT: I was being kinda nice, so that was a review of the first 3/4ths of it because I had to turn the shit off. I am gonna finish this properly. So I think I was also avoiding actually talking about the plot itself, but eh, IDK, you can read it on Wiki or something: Two dimwits that try to rip off Johnny Depp go to Mexico to mess with the box and have a good time. Guess where that goes. For whatever stupid reason they want to also film it. Shaky cams happen again, bad lines happen. Am I in a Hellraiser film or a fan film? An absurd scene happens where it would make porn acting look Oscar worthy then I guess . At this point I have such a headache I am constantly pausing the film because I don't know whether to continue to watch or pour a stiff drink. At this point I'd rather just watch some Doug to remind me why I am such a big fan of this series. I can already feel like I can never recover from any of this when I talk about this since it's literally the worst I've ever seen in my fav series. All it tells me is that horror will never really be the same. I'll update again later. EDIT 2: Sigh, I'll just get to the worst part... Totally is against the lore. So, finally. The only reason I find that there is so much to unpack here is because it's so incredibly bad it's offensive to everything I know about this film series. I would be legitimately sad by this one if it weren't for the fact the film studios did a pretty good job at softening the blow that the series was getting shittier and shittier. This is one of those films that I prefer to pretend never existed. I take back my 0/10, it's a -1/10 because of how long I needed to take to actually finish it. Judgement seriously isn't any better. The "Of Chucky" films at least still had Brad Dourif. This has nothing relating to the original Hellraiser at all.
  8. The Doctor

    Rate/review the last horror movie you watched/saw

    Yeah, it's written by Marquis de Sade. Definitely defines the libertine movement. French aristocracy instead of Italian fascists.
  9. The Doctor

    Savini Jason Custom Figure

    That's incredibly cool. Would you say you're done with the figure overall? I figured maybe you'd want to add some more touches like the spikes on his shoulders or other minor things.
  10. I don't think anyone really cares about new/clueless people. They're not in any kind of real trouble. I mean, that bit of "drama" would last maybe a day or two.
  11. Once again, making it even worse is just poor form. Do we even disagree about this?
  12. Which system? I haven't checked but the Jason skins still work for me so I'd imagine that'd be basically the same thing.
  13. Huh? If Jason hears the boat start and isn't distracted, you're dead in the water trying to reach the escape. Doesn't matter whatsoever if you don't mess up the gasoline or the propeller.
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