Yes! Darlings it is i, Freddie Mercury hear to spread some helpful and Cheerful advice to all you people who need it. Let me tell you a little about myself. I love to float around on ecstasy, Ride my bicycle and just goof around with fellow band members Roger Taylor,Brian May and John Deacon. I also enjoy the outdoors and I love my Cats Oscar,Tiffany,Goliath, Delilah,Dorothy,Miko,Romeo and Lily.
I thoroughly dislike Star wars, I don't believe in superman and Frankenstein and I don't like people wasting my time.
(Donate to the Mercury Phonenix trust fund to help find a cure for Aids; http://www.mercuryphoenixtrust.com).
Let me give you all a special performance of Don't stop me now.
"What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?"